"You should respect my inside."

When I thought none of my friends could have a family that is extremely dysfunctional, I was sorely mistaken. Conversation in the diner and my friend said, "I kissed her mother." I made a suggestion that perhaps he would be better suited with his "girlfriend's" mother than with his "girlfriend". He calls this girl that he spends time with his "girlfriend" so I can't say if that's true. He quickly agreed with my earlier statement but then stated about the "girlfriend's" mother, "but if we spend time it has to be dark, completely dark, too much renovation." Yes, guys can always reach new levels of low.